Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Porn Quandrary.

Okay, so poo-eating porn is a tiny, tiny niche and absolutely disgusting to everyone outside that niche, right? If you made a video of a woman eating her own poo, you'd sell it to like a hundred people and everyone else would get a little green just hearing about it, right?

So why does nearly every anal sex scene in ordinary mainstream porn end with the woman turning around and sucking the dick that was just up her butt? I mean, the dick in question usually looks squeaky clean, but still... this is poo eating. Or at least tasting. It's ridiculously degrading and even though I'm into degradation this is really a bit much.

I wish my nice ordinary butt-porn did not all have to end with the ritual Tasting Of The Poo. It's very unpleasant.

4 comments:

  1. Even the most mainstream and safe gay porn often features some good-old fashioned analingus before buttfucking. And then they kiss. It grosses me out a bit too.

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  2. Braaaiiins - I think the theory is that porn bottoms give themselves enemas and wash very thoroughly, so the butt becomes a purely sexual organ with no poop connotations whatsoever, but... no. Still doesn't work for me.

    It's like sleeping on a bed someone just shit in, but you've changed the sheets. It might be technically clean but it's still not an appealing thought.

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  3. A2M porn is not my thing really, but eh, it's just ass. As long as it gets cleaned up ahead of time, it's the same as kissing a mouth. Mouths and kitchen counters are very filthy. They should make kitchen counter porn where the person licks a sponge and licks the counter. Ewww.

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  4. Several of my fantasies involve me and my partener being transhumans (genetically or cybernetically enhanced humans) or immortal angels who do not generate feces.

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