Sunday, October 10, 2010

"I'M KING OF THE WOOOORLD!"

Dear Internet,

Today I had sex at the midpoint of the Brooklyn Bridge.

Love,
Holly

8 comments:

  1. Wasn't gonna say it, but then I sorta had to...

    WITHOUT PICTURES THIS POST IS USELESS!

    :)

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  2. How did you manage that without getting arrested?

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  3. I think I saw you at a party (the party?) last night. I would have introduced myself, but (1) I didn't want to be creepy-stalkery, and (2) my girlfriend and I were too busy pawing each other.

    -Jon

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  4. Anon - There are pictures, although I haven't seen them, but I don't think I can post them. (I doubt they show anything anyway, since we were both pretty fully clothed.)

    Perlhaqr - I think it warrants its own post, really...

    Jon - Aw, you shoulda said hi! I was at a party (at Element) last night. If you saw a very short girl with a Girl Scout uniform and wacky hair, yep, that was me.

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  5. So that *was* you, then! Well, you made a fetching Girl Scout.

    I may make it to tonight's event, at least for a little while, early. Is there any chance you'll be there?

    -Jon

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  6. Aw, thank you. :)

    Sadly, I'm going to a private party tonight; I'll be at the classes this evening but probably not the party.

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  7. I call bullshit on this post!

    EVERYBODY knows there's no such thing as the Brooklyn Bridge.

    You think you can snooker us with this pathetic ruse? Hah! I ain't fallin' for it. People have been trying to sell me that bridge for years. Nice try.

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